The Wacky Races
CBS - Premiered 9-14-68
Inspired by such movies as Monte Carlo or Bust and The Great Race, these 'way out Wacky Racers' battled it out on
some of the worlds most dangerous tracks from 1968 to 1970. The show clearly emulated the tone and elements of silent-era potboilers,
which were at that time going through a mini-revival - i.e., the sort of film where the villain sports a cape, top hat, and handlebar
mustache, and ties the pretty young heroine onto the railroad tracks where she is saved in the nick of time by a lantern-jawed hero.
With their insane autos, the eleven teams raced gallantly (and not so gallantly) across all manner of terrain to secure that elusive
win - only to repeat the process week after week. As a result, the vehicles had to be well equipped to survive such hazardous
condidtions as sweltering water logged Mississippi swamps, parched landscapes and rocky mountain passes. No vehicle was quite
what seemed. Rickety boiler-powered junk heaps stood just as good a chance of victory as turbo powered racers and hi-tech gizmos.
Despite their cutthroat desire to win, only the devilish Dick Dastardly and his faithful sidekick Muttley resorted to foul tactics
and diabolical scheming in an effort to thwart the other drivers.
The Wacky Races also launched two direct spin-off series starring their most popular characters:
Dastardly & Muttley, who traded their cars in for planes, and The Perils of Penelope Pitstop, which also starred
the Ant Hill Mob.
The simple race forumla was also repeated for the awful Yogi's Space Race which featured many other Hanna Barbera stars.
The cars and their drivers:
00 The Mean Machine Dastardly and Muttley
01 The Bouldermobile The Slag Brothers
02 The Creepy Coupe The Gruesome Twosome
03 Convert-A-Car Professor Pat Pending
04 The Crimson Haybailer The Red Max
05 The Compact Pussycat Penelope Pitstop
06 The Army Surplus Special Meekley and Sarge
07 The Bullet Proof Bomb The Ant Hill Mob
08 Arkansas Chug-a-Bug Luke and Blubber Bear
09 The Turbo Terrific Peter Perfect
10 The Buzzwagon Rufus Ruffcut and Sawtooth
Voice Talent:
Narrator - Dave Willock
Dick Dastardly - Paul Winchell
Penelope Pitstop - Janet Waldo
Red Max / Rufus Ruffcut / Peter Perfect / Big Gruesome / Rock Slag - Daws Butler
Luke Bear / Blubber Bear / General - John Stephenson
Muttley / Ring A Ding / Gravel Slag / Little Gruesome / Professor Pat Pending - Don Messick
Ant Hill Mob - Mel Blanc
Episodes: (two per show)
See Saw to Arkansas
Creepy Trip to Lemon Twist
Why Oh Why Wyoming
Beat the Clock to Yellow Rock
Idaho A-Go-Go
Mish-Mash Missouri Dash
Scout Scatter
Real Gone Ape
By Roaler Coasters to Upsan-Downs
Free-Wheeling to Wheeling
The Baja-Ha-Ha Race
The Speedy Arkansas Travelers
The Great Cold Rush Race
Eeny Meeny Missouri Go
Zippy-Mississippi Race
Hot Race to Chillicothe
Traffic Jambalayan
Wrong Lumber Race
Rhode Island Road Race
Wacky Race to Rip Saw
Oil's Well That Ends Well Race
Whizzing to Washington
The Super Silly Swamp Sprint
The Dipsy-Doodle Desert Derby
Race Rally to Raleigh
Dash to Deleware
Dopey Dakota Derby
Speeding For Smogland
Fast Track to Hackensack
Ball Piint, Penn., Or Bust
Racing to Racine
The Carlsbad Or Bust Bash
The Ski Resort Road Race
Overseas Hi-Way Race
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